He ate me out. It was like watching him trying to win a pie eating contest
Hahaha. I am actually really tight for having a kid. Like really really tight.
So i know you wont get this until you land, but if i'm late its cause i was having sex. being blunt and hope that explains things.
there is nothing like a happy birthday present when you wake up with a bow on your vagina.
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This inappropriate post strip club text brought to you by Cheetah of Palm Beach and vodka. Blowjob in the champagne room and the clap for the low low price of your paycheck.
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
Gym?
Sweet baby Jebus, no. I'm Motley Crue hungover. This must be how it feels to rail a line of ants.
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
It was bitter sweet because I woke him up with sex but then I peed in his bed with him in it
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I will have you know I turned Latino David Arquette down for sex because he's married. Total. Moral. Victory.
Flo's in town, ain't she.
Took pain meds with RumChata this morning. It's like morning milk but better
What's the best day of the week to potentially find out you're pregnant with your ex's baby?
fuck you
also please return my underwear, they were one of my favourite pairs xo
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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