Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
i was so drunk he made me beileve the song was called "thanksgiving sex."
I just woke up in a puddle of boob sweat. Definitely time to consider a reduction.
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
My tuesday consisted of speaking to a federal agent for two hours and watching a roving band of gypsies jump over a fire until 2:30am
School starts Thursday. Don't fling yourself out of the car to throw up screaming "classy" before I park this time.
It's a new year.
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
I'm honored that you could tear yourself away from your girlfriend's vagina long enough to text me.
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
I don't think I used nearly enough fucks in my reply to convey the level of fuck him.
I'm a hopeless romantic with the sex drive of a married politician. IM DOOMED.
I said, hypothetically speaking, if I was going to be having some rough sex Friday night, when WOULD be the best time for a massage, mother dear?
Randomize
