Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
i may or may not have been spotted by tourists while getting head in the vicinity of the jefferson memorial
I'm fucking your sister right now.
You motherfucker
She's next.
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
you looked up at me mid puke with tears in your eyes and asked to make sure no one took your turn at Wii
He made me eat donuts off his dick. donuts, jen. DONUTS.
New life rule, no banging opera singers. I might be a little deaf now
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
If I get there and all he has for my big valentines surprise is his body, I'm dumping his ass and posting his dirty pictures on a porn site so people can laugh at him.
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
just the thought of you slurpin down noodles really rustles my jimmy
you suck at sexting
Why is my belly button ring in my ear
Have you ever thought, hey maybe the reason we were togather that long was because I was drunk the whole relationship?
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