at some point when you're making out with the ex girlfriend of your ex fuck buddy who happens to be the ex boyfriend of the girl that you just got drunk with who was hitting on your current fuck buddy who is best friends with your ex boyfriend, it just hits you: oh my god i need to get out more and expand my social circle.
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
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me blowing you awake is the exact turn i want our relationship to take
So last night I taught an old homeless dude to respond to "Blue" so I could shout your my boy Blue at the party
Wanna get mid day margaritas tomorrow if I'm still alive
jusy threw up in the airport bathroom. I am no longer thankful for fireball.
I just thought about how many drinks I had last night and threw up.
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Can I drink yet?
It's Monday morning.
Your point?
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
My sex life is driven by spite and alcohol
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
It's a race to see if I finish the bottle first or my homework
We are so disgustingly codependent and I wouldn't have it any other way
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