we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
I bruised his dick. I bruised his dick WITH MY MOUTH!! I've never felt more accomplished.
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
there is a strobe light in my taxi. in what way is this safe.
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
I'm two guys short from fucking the whole baseball team and one is gay. I will be successful by the end of this month.
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
Would it be wildly inappropriate for me to tailgate a Jonas brothers concert?
Seriously dude...who threw up on Michelle? She's been crying for like an hour
my extended weekend of being as irresponsible as possible started with blowing the bartender in the bar bathroom. off to a good start.
Let's celebrate our country being screwed by screwing.
How did delivering mac n cheese to my drug dealer become a two hour outing?
Uber southern baptist grandma and uber flaming cousin just got into an argument about whether jesus is OK with gay marriage. Aren't these things only supposed to happen at Thanksgiving?
Could someone explain to me why there were 40 individually wrapped burritos in the fridge when I woke up this morning?
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