I wish you were here to vomit in your hand.
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
i looked at my phone & had a message that said "tell your friend she needs to clean my livingroom, i dont appreciate her trying to turn it into a bubblebath." I give you probs.
I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
I'm the brains and you're the boobs of this operation.
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
I just rolled over in bed and felt a bump. Turns out it was a lil nug. Talk about being princess and the weed.
i just came to a realization. Besides probably food, in my lifetime i think i have spent more money on legal fees than anything else
Happy you have kids and I don't day!
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
You told me that you would let her eat cake off of your ass, then fell asleep on the floor
She turned off her phone alarm (which was the theme song to Star Wars) and then asked me if I wanted a blow job before she went...of course I am going to see her again.
There was already gay porn open on my laptop with a tiny carrot cake, a bottle of water, and a note saying "I love you, Sober Me."
Drunk me just hits it and quits it.
The weekend was a blur. There was vodka and penises and orgasms. I played a game of Cock Roulette and won big
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