Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
I hate when my naked walk-arounds are interrupted by someone knocking on the door
I just puked in a penis shaped cake pan. I've hit an all new low for a Tuesday.
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
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found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
My grandma just told me that she sharted, no I am not having fun in El Paso.
she called for a booty call so i sent mike as my stunt double
I had to stop mid sex to take my turn on words with friends so he wouldn't get suspicious. Hookup of the night helped me. We won.
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
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I think I will always strangely appreciate as well as kick ass at stoned dishes. Like for the rest of my life. Thank you slave job at Starbucks.
Gays age differently than straights. 29 is like 45 in gay years. Next year I'll be in adult diapers and applying for medicaid.
My ass is underappreciated
Turns out both me and my grandpa have a guilty pleasure for South American men.
Ask me if I'm sitting naked in a lawn chair eating a block of cheese waiting for a bacon grilled cheese sandwich
How weird would it be to ask your bro to 3d print your dick for me
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