Would it be weird if I brought slabs of bacon with me to the beach?
some people wear their heart on their sleeve but you just wear your vagina on your face.
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
mary just dropped the yahtzee dice in her wine. and shes throwin em like shes on a craps table.
hahahaha slap the bag.
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
I just bought 7 working mopeds off a guy for $300. We are 60% of the way to our gay biker gang dream.
These welts and bruises from letting gay boys whip my thighs last night are a clear indication i should lay off the tequila.
It's the best! If I had one wish it would be for life to be one really long gay porno. Thats what I wish for during every 11:11.
One of those days. Also, your pants are now in my protective custody.
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
I just wrote a love letter to my weed and texted it to my cousin. I can't say it any differently. It happened.
When you get shitfaced you find strippers when I get shitfaced I speak to woodland creatures, do you see the dilema?
I am naked and annoyed.
Don't go to jail over some guy named Bunky
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