If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
It's alright she couldn't hear you. Her legs were over her ears
I didn't want to have to tell you this, violating our brother/sister code not to discuss these things but: for the love of christ stop inviting that 21 year old idiot I slept with for six months to EVERY PARTY WE THROW.
But first time having sex and he went down on me twice?! I'm gonna marry this guy
I'll make sure to include that in my bridesmaid toast
There are two things I love in this world. Dick and cats. Why can't I just have dick and cats forever
I got punched in the face by a Cowboy last night. Then he bought me a beer cause o convinced security not to kick him out the bar. Start of a fairytale love story? I think so.
Whoops. I'm a horrible gf, I dropped the "I'm looking for jobs in a different city" bomb before I wished him a happy anniversary
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
He offered to take my unemployed self out for drinks, but I really just want him to buy me the Beyoncé album
He was really cute! And I know but it's just like getting my fix ya know? He's basically a human vibrator.
To the woman who just heard me unscrew my flask in the Denny's women's bathroom at 10am: discretion isn't required but greatly appreciated.
Did you at least share?
Sooooooooooooo you woke up on a rooftop. Classy
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