...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
so after morning sex, she rolled a joint and turned on sports center
you might have found the rare bro goddess. i thought they were myth
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
We had a long talk in which he told me he respects me more than any other girl. 30 minutes later, I got a facial.
Too lazy to get out of my bed thats 2 feet away from you. Are you sure youre alright?
she brought my homemade cookies with condoms taped to the box... im in love
just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
He went to cum on my stomach and somehow it got behind my ear. He's like a fucking jizz Houdini.
I'm trying to be all porn star and he's making it all The Notebook
Rule #36, branched off rule 4: Dave stays on a leash in crazy settings. It keeps him good and gets you laid.
So essentially he's like a puppy you can bring to a bar? Retractable leash or chain then?
holy shit the woman im hooking up with is closer to my moms age than my own
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
Breaking news: when you're gone every towel is a dick towel
Make sure you wash your hands. That seagull you threw was very sick.
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