so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
Knee deep in strippers, everything is comped. will try hard to be there at 8. i promise.
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
He snuck out of bed at 9 am and came back with pizza and a bottle of wine. I think I'm in love!
you better not pull some "waking up at 2 in the afternoon" shit, we have weed to smoke.
Who just wakes up in their own bed and assumes "I probably blew some guy last night"
i decided this morning while eating my breakfast of red bull and cold pizza that i should take a vow of celibacy
I just tried to roll over and fell off the bed. I think that is the beds way of kicking me out
Apparently at some point last night someone gave me tequila. There was a few shots left when I woke up so that was breakfast. This is a good birthday
Apparently I blacked out and started wrestling with some dude last night. Just found out I might have dislocated his shoulder. Best part: he still wants to bone me
Just realized Ive never seen my f buddy in the daylight. What if he looks different?
I guess I just don't understand how the two main issues with your ex involve a cock ring and a Christmas tree
He forehead kissed me AND THEN asked what I was thinking. I'm taking away his man card.
I kept my extra Molly pill in my wallet in the change part, that's also where I keep my body jewelry while I'm working. The nose ring punctured the pill essentially coating itself in MDMA. My nose ring is back in my nose. This could be entertaining
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