Pretty sure I only gave out my other # though. You know, 777 777-7777
Hahaha. So was it a Freudian slip, or wishful thinking? ;)
Could be either seeing as you're in my phone as "3rd bar" and I couldn't pick you outta a line up.
what kind of morning-after breakfast implies 'thanks for the sex, but i'm not gonna call you ever again'?
can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
he told me he wanted to get "words" tattooed on his penis so he could say hes always putting words in my mouth..
sometimes i think what itd be like to be a firework
just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
It summer and it's getting a lot harder to hide sex bruises from my parents.
First world problems?
I can't sleep. My mind keeps asking "turn down for what?" but it won't accept any of my answers.
He asked me who my new boyfriend was and I showed him a picture of my sex toys.
Living alone for four weeks has given me unrealistic expectations of pantslessness.
It's Christmas. You could splurge on something a LITTLE fancier than wine in a box.
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
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