he just fed my chickens on farmville...i guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex<3
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
If we could never, ever tell mike i pissed in his closet, that would be really really great
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
Why is there a cash register on top of my car?
dying me prepared for dead me... i woke up with my laptop open to the last snl episode, a bottle of gatorade, advil and a bag of chocolate all next to me
I shoulda been born a dude. There's too much power in a vagina.
I said, hypothetically speaking, if I was going to be having some rough sex Friday night, when WOULD be the best time for a massage, mother dear?
I have wine with a bendy straw bitches I can do fucking anything
She squirted. We were both surprised. I'm that good.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score onr for mom.
you tried to strip tease your way into canada but got arrested instead. don't worry, your mom doesn't know.
This pandemic, it’s making everyone horny. I’ve got dick stashed all over town
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