do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
If I have to take him to the hospital, I'm drawing dicks on his face
Some dude just came up to me and stroked my beard, smiled and left. Shave?
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
Technically my penis started a fight tonight
FOUND: my underwear in the cabinet above the toilet. What the actual fuck.
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
Munching saltines, sippin Gatorade, and trying not to get eaten by this small horse
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
I don’t have enough daddy issues for this shit, make him go away
He ate me out in a limo while we were driving home. I love bars being open again!
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