New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
Is it weird I want to fuck the cartoon chick from e-surance??
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
Take off that red sweater and wear my vagina as a facemask.
He shoved his balls through an egg carton and showed us a picture. They were surprisingly egg-like.
All I've had today is a brownie and a shot of Jack, so you know. I'm doing ok.
I have a calendar reminder for world domination today, you wouldn't happen to know anything about that would you?
Somewhere in this city is a lost rubber penis that needs to find its way back home
When we pulled over so you could pee, you made us stand over you and "make a roof"
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
It was rocky mountain showdown of course we got shitfaced and talked about eating buffaloes
He lives in a tent in my ex'd backyard. Why the fuck would you want any of that dirty dick?
I knew I no longer wanted to bone him when he put the Grease soundtrack on as "mood music", no guy looks attractive singing and dancing to greased lightning naked.
She stood up through my sunroof the entire drive home. screaming her ass off and singing free falling..
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