grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
he wanted me to put the condom on for him. I was high and couldn't figure it out.. so instead we played xbox.
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
He told her hed rather go bobbing for apples in puke than have sex with her.
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I'm at the perfect height to walk up to the corner of my mom's stove and rest my balls on it. Just thought you'd like to know they're warm.
Just found out I called my mom at six in the morning to ask where the bong was. I win.
Hostess is going out of business we'll never survive the apocalypse
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
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MEG JUST LICKED A DRAIN PIPE. DAVE PUNCHED MATT IN THE THROAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN. I REPEAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN.
There should be a Doritos delivery van or something.
Dead. I am actually dead. Also, worst nightmare confirmed: throwing up in a four hundred person lecture.
Goal: finish my bio assignment before the Xanax kicks in.
She lured me back to her place with pizza and tits. I was totally helpless
All I want right now is a waffle and some fried chicken and a penis.
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