We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
i'm gonna be such a cougar when i'm older...i just facebook stalked my little sister's 13 yr old boyfriend while drinking a bottle of wine....
she named each of the players on the last ten madden covers in order and then shotgunned 2 beers...if she doesnt have a penis im in love
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
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When I find myself drinking from a boot I just go with it and refuse to ask why.
did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
Did a bunch of gravity bongs and am watched hours of Frozen Planet. There is nothing in the world I want more than to hug a polar bear.
Why did the fire extinguisher taste lemony?
Seriously how many times do I have to sleep with him before he stops calling me dude
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I don't see how I managed to fuck up so much shit in an hour and a half..
I walked in her room to find her rubbing lotion on her face high as fuck.
I'll get you through man, I'll be your fairy godmother with better prescription drugs
I'm going to pretend you don't watch My Little Pony and focus on your large cock. Kay? Don't bring it up again.
We inadvertently arrived at the strip club on Bear Night. The dancers all look like young Santa Claus and there's a buffet....
But seriously, I love you and you are a good person and I'll get you some ecstasy
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