didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
Mom and Dad are dead. Trust fund
last night was a success...if success means i don't remember the guy's name and my panties are somewhere in the parking lot behind the bar
That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
Our hot neighbor just came over and asked for a toilet plunger...not so hot anymore
i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
Say it nicely.
Fine. I want to lovingly bend you over and lovingly fuck the shit out of you. Happy?
It's like alcoholism for beginners at my kitchen table.
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
There is a good chance that the other night after a wedding reception i was at that i mailed you a drink coaster.
So i think i'm going to frame my summons tickets and give them to dad as a christmas present...
I was riding him and in the middle he literally said "fuck yeah, Amy Winehouse"
What has my life come to that I have to spank someone in morse code?
I'm like a camel in the desert in a black hole I'm so thirsty.
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