Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
hey dude i know youre in the next room but me and your sister need a condom, got any i could borrow?
i'm using my hot pot to make jello shots in a muffin tin. i'm never ever graduating.
Just saw a guy doing jumping jacks at the gym. I don't even have to create a punch line for that
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
Who faxed a picture of their penis to the office printer?!
Two words. Shotgunning Cognac.
This has already gotten way out of hand
He got completely naked and is now just standee there next to my bed poking at my hamster. Why can't I get sex the normal way.
She said we could only have sex if she got to keep her fake moustache on during
You are. Embrace it. But you are the right kind of asshole.
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
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Goodbee
I cut him off because he was changing my thermostat every time he came over
You made the right decision
Ahhh, beer. My second favorite breakfast drink.
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