i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
Why does Corona taste like a burp?
i'm pregaming while finishing a paper on cardio myocyte contractility in mice. i'm kicking finals week's ass right now
put me on a leash or i'm going to fuck someone
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I hope it's socially acceptable to wear a mesh one piece into last call tonight?
Just got escorted to my 7:45 class by an old woman because I was too hungover to not realize I was four floors too high.
he used the hotel microwave to cook the 16" pizza he bought at the walmart deli
He used a "food city great value" card to cut it
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Did we pole dance in front of my boss last night or was it just me?
I woke up while eating peanut butter from a jar. I don't think I should be social today.
I have an interview tomorrow and listed you as a reference. If they call you, please don't tell them about the time I smuggled a Chalupa out of Taco Bell in my underwear.
I DONT WANT YOUR DICK. I WANT BRUNCH.
This is a weird combination of planning and sexting but whatever
You chugged Absolut from a beer bong. Why WOULDN'T you be a champion?
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