I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
I lost of the blow last night. Found it later in my bag labeled Fairy Dust.
I saw a girl walking around campus with bandages on both her knees. I need to get her number.
The story about him having a girlfriend changed real fast when he found out that I was a gymnast
Leaving ole miss girls house to go to the stripper girls house. Why did it take losing my job to start getting laid all the damn time?
she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
You know I love you more than life itself, but love has its limits. And so help me god, if you bail on me, I will fucking watch the last Game of Thrones episode without you.
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
He overslept for our prescheduled morning sex. The fact that my vagina isn't enough to get him out of bed was the last straw.
I just drank beer out of an old Vicodin bottle hoping to catch some residue. That's how finals week is going
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
He understood my need for pizza was more important than my need for sex. He's the one.
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
Well, he kept asking me if I was going to murder him once we got upstairs. It sort of killed the mood.
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