I can't tonight. I'm still nursing a beach sex injury. Don't wanna talk about it.
I called him Han Solo during sex, he looked at me like he was mortified then I realized he came.
Missing a small section of hand. Hope your night is going better
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
Well I will be attending the wedding with a flask of wine, potentially with a straw, and POM POMS for cheering purposes. Needless to say I will be well lubricated by your arrival..
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
I made people serenade her before talking to her and went on a condom run. If I'm going to be in the friend zone, I'm going to be its fucking king.
The girl next to me looks like the young version of sara (bonnie hunt) in jumanji. I wanna be like PLAY THE GAME SARA!!!!"
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
On the bright side, only one more day until we aren't sober anymore.
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
I'm still amazed at how you managed to get Doritos in my damn front pocket without me noticing. I got crumbs everywhere.
At least they took the pillow of my bed before they had sex. My friends are so polite.
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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