I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
90% of the problems in your life are directly related to your vagina
Ramen noodles and uncensored jerry springer episodes, what a nice life i have.
turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
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I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
or how I got to mom's but there is vomit on my shoes. I never thought i'd be recapping with her.
I just found a thank you note I apparently wrote to my bed last night for letting me borrow the comforter.
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
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Yeah, well I just made $600 while taking a shut cause two diff clients called while I was in here. Tell me being a lawyer doesn't kick ass.
I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
I deleted all traces of him from my phone
even the dick picks he sent you?
no are you nuts? saved that shit to my camera roll
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
Woke up next to my vibrator and a recipe for fudge brownies. If that doesn't scream I NEED TO GET LAID, then I don't know what else could.
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