I submitted an essay to my history teacher comparing changes in the middle ages to the song changes by David Bowie. I can't wait to see my grade on that.
I know I said that I'd stop dating 20 year olds... but at least this one's not my student...
They called security on the security guard who tried to break up the party in their suite. You tell me how drunk they were.
I can't tell if your life is amazing or needs reevaluation when "did I get hit with a nightstick" is a legitimate question.
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I know, but I was really high and I felt like a failure dragon because I could only blow smoke, no fire.
Oh my fucking god how fucking embarrassing never again will I mix drugs at a family barbecue
He carried around a bottle of jäger the whole night and when everyone thought the cops came, he started doing push ups in the middle of the floor cause he said it calmed him down.
There's going to be a velveeta shortage. I'm not drunk any more, this is just dire info.
Soooooo I may or may not have accidentally been a catalyst in a destroyed marriage.
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I think I was just motorboated by a 4-year old girl.
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
Do you realize our room single-handedly hooked up with most of that wedding party last night?
couldn't remember his name. introduced him as 'mr multiple orgasms'
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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