I could have mohawked her pubes.
Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
Three questions. How does a tomato drive a car, how does an asparagus play a guitar, and how am I still so high that I chose to watch Veggie Tales?
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so, the parking garage attendent caught us humping in the car. long story short, we have free parking whenever we want! take that abstinence.
I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...
On the bright side I got 500 American Express points paying for the abortion
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
and you will have a crown and it will be made of penises and all will bow before you and your glorious penis crown
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I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
As usual, I had to fight him for his car keys. Though this time he made it to the valet garage. All the Hispanic attendants gathered around and watched. Felt like I was in a cock fight.
I had sex in the back of a hot foreign guy with a lacoste eye patch's car
I just wanted to check in on you and you replied with a selfie with your Coney Island waiter and the caption "after his shift we're dropping acid together"
My next goal in this relationship is to teach my boyfriend that there are valid reasons to be fear of dolphins completely.
Chugging this bottle of Jim at the airport is proving more difficult than I imagined. TSA is not amused.
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