Y do pigs give u trufles on farmville? I WANT BACON YOU FUCKING PIG!
My roommate just got home. Made an entire package of bacon. Ate it. And then went to bed.
Apparently 'she used to sleep with my brother' is not an acceptable answer to how do you know each other.
He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name
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Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
He says he invented a new sex move called The Redbird that we can only do when I'm on my period. Should I be concerned?
She curled up in the corner, screamed "THE BLANKET IS SO WARM" and promptly passed out with her face in the dogbed. No one bothered to reposition her.
ten seconds after he was done making out with the blonde, he rips off his jacket and screamed "Goddamn it, you know I like brunettes"
I have never seen someone so pissed at getting some. i called dibs so fuck him
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Just licked cheese from my hot pocket off my phone. I spilled because I was eating a Popsicle at the same time. Send an adult please
Did you leave it the depths of Magic Mike's favorite banana hammock?
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
He's watching Always Sunny and eating refried beans straight from the can.
I'm hungry and horny. DEADLY COMBINATION.
Just so we're clear, drunk and naked is not appropriate attire for Thanksgiving. Do it this year and Grandma will ban you for life.
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