omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
I dont know why I dont listen to you more often. He wont stop texting me. And his signature is "dancing with no panties on"
Why is there a shirtless guy in Walgreens and why is he probably looking for the same thing I am?
She was standing in the road flagging traffic in a tshirt and boxers. I didn't stop.
All she wanted was a cigarette
They kept trying to slap each other but they were poring beer onto their hands first referring to it as their baby powder
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
Is being in jail an excusable absence?
I WOULD SERIOUSLY RECOMMEND THE SHIT THAT I AM ON RIGHT NOW
I shit like a lady though so that rarely happens
Nice girl until she takes off the fake human suit and shows you the flesh eating demon she truly is
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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