You're only the seventh guy she's ever kissed. Somesones gunna get EPICALLY stalked
I just went to a chocolate syrup wrestling party I think you need to get on my level
I'm pretty sure you're not supposed to hit on someone with another guy's semen in your hair. not even at ihop.
I vaguely remember taking a shit behind the shed before I started puking over the fence. No more Xanax.
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Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
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Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
I just walked out topless, stared his brother straight in the eye, and ate all the rest of their cookie dough.
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
There's nothing more rewarding than telling you that I fucked your dad
I'm not gonna plow a chick in front of her 14 year old brother....
He ate me out on a washing machine in the 24 hour laundromat. Whoever watches that security camera footage is getting a show!
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