yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
Pretty sure that drunken football on the back porch with 6 guys with a champagne bottle was a bad idea....
He blew a load on his roommates pillow just to piss him off. Why did you introduce me to these people?
We were laying in the basement dry humping to the rhythm of the washing machine
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
Sometimes I feel like I should become a beautician purely for my ability to shave pretty shapes into my pubic hair.
I look like a bag of dicks so if you could ugly yourself up that'd be great.
Honesty, no. I just want to shower you with hot dogs.
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
How about we just have a naked taco night instead?
He's mad about lube? You know what, don't even. I'm not in the proper mindset to discuss lube.
Listening to sad Lana Del Rey songs together is an integral part of the lesbian bonding process
It started off with wine and ended up with me in only my pearls and heels. It was about the classiest sexual experience I've ever had.
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
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