Just had to reach into my sister's bag and shut off her vibrator so my parents wouldn't hear it. I am the world's greatest brother.
yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
He just knocked over the beer pong table... I haven't seen so much fail in one room since I watched "Mall Cop" with my grandma
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he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
you pushed her into a kiddie pool and knocked out her front teeth... and you still managed to get laid. what. the. fuck.
I forgot if I was chewing my gum or my tongue
I had a great time except for the part where you called another guy, told him you were in a cab - not on a date - and that you'd meet him at a bar in 15 minutes. but besides that it was awesome. Next time capping you at two glasses of wine
wearing the bible to the ABC party, thought you'd appreciate that.
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Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
Hung out near hay bales in sweaters then she gave me a pumpkin spice pop rocks bj. That was so freakin' seasonal.
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
..needless to say, i got fired. But I'm in the parking lot tanning on top of your car... so its not all bad.
the fact that your 21st birthday is also new years eve is pretty much a death sentence
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