quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
Who tried to make mustard cubes with the ice cube tray?
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
I've had enough of this chick, she wanted to cuddle after giving me a handjob. I feel like I'm in junior high
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
organizing the empties. That sober.
No. Do you know how much this carpet cost? If she comes over, you put down towels this time. i'm so not kidding.
Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
I'm alone drinking at the bar and the titanic theme song is on. This won't end well.
You were on the drunk bus swinging around on the pole when you decided you were hungry, so you pulled half a bagel out of your pants and ate it. Everyone stared at you, dumbfounded as to where it came from, and cheered
Hey man. We haven't met but my name is Ben. I threw up a bunch at your house last night. I heard you smoke though so I'll smoke you out anytime.
I'm sorry I peed on the bushes at your law firm. Is there anyway you could defend me for the ticket I'm about to get?
I'm not saying i'm drunk
But i'm drunk.
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
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