ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
Stealing vibrators from Walmart together was when I realized you'd be my Maid of Honor.
I see you felt the need to carve your name in my kitchen table. thanks
no, forget the keg and come see this. prego pants here is dunking chicken nuggets into pudding and crying over a cat show on animal planet.
She started crying and told me to leave half way through, I'm walking down main with a bottle of patron and a sweatpants boner.
this better not be you asking for a beej
This is your morning news. Today at 5 pm I will be going out of town until the 29th. If you would like some great sex before I leave, please contact me. The available packages are: a house call, an outdoor excursion, or a delivery style in-car quickie. available only while supplies last.
How sad is it that I'm looking in the farm & garden section of craigslist to find a weed dealer. I mean, that's where they'd be right? Just gotta break the code.
Someone with the Instagram name "hymenbreaker" just liked a photo of me and my grandma. I feel ashamed.
If there's one thing I learned yesterday, it's that if I really wanted to I could be mayor of Toronto.
i love how you just walk into that dealer's house every time without knocking, yet you don't even know his name
he really is such a sweet guy. it’s a shame i have to break his heart.
I also guarantee you multiple orgasams and blueberry pancakes
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
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