4:33 am: Sleep on left side of my bed. T-shirts are second drawer on left side, boxers top right. I don't wake up when lights are on so feel free in my room..
I feel miserable, can't drink that much when I go out
We've been saying that since '98
Words i added to my t9 today: gnomes, facebook, and chlamydia.
I just told the 2nd grade class leprechauns are the children of midgets.
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
He fell asleep in the strip club and they paid some stripper $20 to sit on his face until he woke up.
Please tell me you're throwing the cats into this foot of snow.
I gotta stop tellin complete strangers at the bar that they're the godparents to my first born
oh and then you called a time out with your penis
Everything smells like blood and olive oil.
I threw up in my closet when I was hammered last night. Like a fucking toddler. I can't play with the grow ups.
There is an alarming amount of food in my bra.
Come share oat with me in your robe
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
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