C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
I love my grandma, but if I have to sit and watch one more show on Bravo, I'm gonna burn her fuckin house to the ground
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
I wish a night of watching Dear John and a bottle of wine could cure my herpes.
Last night you were talking while puking saying, "ahh the shoes and the purse, I'm gonna have to wash those"
I am getting drunk. And i'm going to paint my face and slide down the stairs like Pochahontas. Goodbye
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
There can only be one screw up per family and I was here first. Get your shit together bro
It's like everything I need in life within a five block radius: booze, toilets, dogs, dicks.
As she came, she moaned Roll Tide. I kid you not.
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