He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
Get over here. It's an emergency. Just realized I haven't hd my mouth on a penis in two weeks. Get over here.
A kid in my class brought a George Foreman and cooked food mid lecture. When the prof found out, all the kid did was ask if he wanted some.
She kept biting his ear when he was talking to people, that was only 3 drinks in...
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
I mean he did ask and he said it's cold out but i didn't realize we were that comfortable hahaha sex is one thing but borrowing a sweatshirt?
Locking that text forever.
who knew magic tricks and sex would actually go together?
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
Every time I start to trust vodka, it does this to me.
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
I just realized my hands still smell like your cock. Which is awesome, but I wonder if the clerk at the store appreciated it.
I feel bad. I'm the reason hand sanitizer exists.
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
I broke another vibrator the other day. Abstinence is not for me.
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
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