he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
...I woke up with a yo yo in my underwear...
He puked, did more shots, and then pissed in a drawer. We thought it was bad enough and all of a sudden...boom-clothes come off and he passes out with slippers and a styrofoam hat on and a guitar hero guitar in hand pretending he was slash.
Just thought i'd let you guys know that my dad was roofied at a lesbian bar last night...
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
YOUR DICK HAS BEEN IN ME I DO NOT WANT TO BE SET UP TO MEET YOUR FRIENDS
After you passed out we took your car to the campus and stole a 150lb plaque that's now in your trunk. Happy birthday!
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
Now I don't feel like I'm sweating cheeseburger all the time.
What happened last night dude?
YOU SHIT ON MY FUCKING COFFE TABLE THATS WHAT FUCKING HAPPENED!!!
I don't want to inconvenience you with my dick\n\n
Ex-boyfriend shit on a ping pong table at a party last night. Taking "party pooper" to a whole new level.
It's not a hangover, it's "slept on a couch with another person and said person moves a lot and is loud"
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
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