did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
So gin and wine won't be happening again
Please don't die.. At a gay bar... On a Wednesday. Obituaries are not allowed to be that entertaining.
He's either jacking off or listening to Kanye West.
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planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
He's a little cute, in a dorky, I-know-for-a-fact-his-cock-is-huge kind of way
'Well you know, stuff happens' isn't really an excuse for sticking a cheeto in my ear
All I can remember is posting my chicken burger in the post box. Postman is in for a treat.
My gyno overestimated by 3 TIMES the amount of sex we have per week. First of all, he must think I'm a freak. Secondly, I think we should catch up.
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Do you think if I tell the hot Santa at work that I want a sugar daddy for Christmas that he'll get the hint?
He said I kept trying to give him directions back to my house in Rhode Island, and that I started crying when he told me I live in Phoenix.
Did u smell a guys dreadlocks in the McDonald's drive thru line last night or did I dream that?
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
Someone snapchat me a pic of you topless laying on the bar with Scotty pouring a bottle of tequila down your throat. IT'S NOT EVEN ELEVEN YET.
School starts next week
The taste of regret at 8am, yup that taste is Jack Daniel's
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