big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
getting kicked in the face by someone doing a keg stand. just my luck
he convinced me that i wont have to do the walk of shame bc he has to go to jail in the morning
Dude, all I remember was you grabbing random girls, yelling "It's a rap video!" and pouring high-life on them.
I forgot how wholesome of a place a park is when youre not drinking there.
how much ball-pain constitutes an emergency?
All he did was like my Instagram picture and I'm already planning how to turn down sex with him this weekend...
Adults smoke weed in footie pajamas man. You just gotta accept me for who I am.
I just ate your leftovers whilst watching Garfield and Friends. Thank you across the board.
When I go to hand him the blunt and he's eating a cookie and responds with "let me hit this cookie"
You were supposed to catch herpes, not feelings!!!
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
He ate me out in the passenger seat of his Range Rover in a Tim Hortons parking lot. I could hear “oh canada” on the radio from a nearby school as I came. Most patriotic orgasm ever!
It's fucking 2020, I should be able to watch Netflix in the buff while making brownies without you getting preachy about it.
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