mom just called and i was mid bong hit but i answered anyways coughing and sounding rough she the apologized for waking her little angel up. its 2PM
I told her I was team Edward. I haven't gotten laid that easy since I told your sister that I had cancer
so apparently mom and dad slept together on the first date
i guess it runs in the family.
I can't be held responsible for my own vagina. Let's just be honest here.
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Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
Hey we need to step our game up. Dad has us beat; he stole a vending machine once.
You almost set me on fire last night.
You probably deserved it.
She's currently upstairs fucking her boyfriend while I am downstairs making them a sex playlist watching her boyfriend's Weiner dog and large Boxer try and mount each other. Marvin Gaye is playing. This is the ultimate third wheel fail.
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A surprise thumb up the ass and I'm wide awake. She was right, no need for caffine pills I could fight ninjas now.
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
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