If I was doing exactly what I wanted right now I would be getting fucked on a jet ski while listening to "When Love Takes Over" by Kelly Rowland while eating french fries.
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
He has what he calls a "Ben Franklin". It's a pubic hairdo based on the man himself; long on the sides and bald in the middle.
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
Just dodged a state trooper, your weed will be there shortly. Fear the unbustable!
I just got hit on at the bar by a guy who used his mother as a wingman, she was pretty convincing. Only in Stratford.
I just remembered touching your bosses wife's fake tits last night. Thanks again for taking me to your work function.
Yeah yeah I know I have to bring your dog back.
I woke up at 3am, top off, with campus security telling me to get dressed. Tonight was a GOOD NIGHT
69'd by candlelight when the power went out.
I really need to stop having sex.. I haven't been able to get a brush through the back of my hair for a good week and a half
i just turned on my printer and found 10 pounds of german chocolate inside. i think i found where you hid your candy last night
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