i left the bar a little after you and ended up flipping my car in the arbys drive thru
how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
I am drinking ovaltine with peppermint schnapps. My childhood could have been so much better.
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
I just want to see him this morning so I can bask in my wasted accomplishment.
second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
New carpet is nice. I'm making carpet angels. Like a fresh snowfall.
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
Just told my boss I wasn't coming in to work because of a serious case of blue balls. Totally made having them worth it.
You also thought the cure to hiccups was drowning yourself (and you were right)
If I die tonight, I want you to have the rest of my nachos. And my porn collection.
My mum just told me to stop being so pathetic and just find someone to have sex with, even if I don't like them, just be grateful for the sex. Wow.
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