I woke up this morning and I couldn't find my coffeetable. wtf?
you washed your face with toilet water last night.. i tried to stop you but you wouldn't have it.
So I ate yogurt with the back of my toothbrush. I feel like I've officially been initiated into college.
He asked what my name was on facebook chat. IT SAYS RIGHT THERE. i will never be drunk enough for this guy.
I just watched a girl in the library pull a vodka bottle out of her bag. I think I'm going to give her my number.
The best part is when you puked in your slurpree and the 7 eleven guy still made you pay for it
i think i figured out where our problem might have started...when we poured more tequila on top of out margaritas to melt the ice bc they were too cold
hahaha or putting rum in the bbq sauce?
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
I just singed the hair in my nose trying to re-light a joint. now all i can smell is burnt hair. day ruiner
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
I tried to put my heels in the coat check
I AHVE A WINE BUCKETTTTTTT
I legit just swiped right with a Tinder feminist just to get in an argument with her. Soo that's my Friday night so far...
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.
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