Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
i'm starting to get pissed at how pandora is trying to force coldplay on me
I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
college drinking is stealing all my money, thank god planned parenthood is somewhat free
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I have taken lazynest to a new level. I took a picture of the notes on the board instead of writing them. I win.
He kissed my cheek and I could smell it the whole way home like shit
I went golfing for the first time today!! Aren't you proud?
Driving a golf cart around all day with a keg attatched to the back doesn't exactly count as golfing
Just woke up to find myself cooking eggs on the imaginary stove in my room.
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
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I think that's the first time I've heard someone say "this is the safest way of doing things" while holding half a gallon of jagermeister
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
When did angry sex become our thing?
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
I knew it was all downhill from there when the straight vodka I was drinking tasted like water.
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