Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
All time low... just gave a strip tease to the theme song from Law&Order SVU.
I can't. He's too cute and my tongue is too long.
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
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Seriously... Things should be way more awkward... The entire female half of the bridal party INCLUDING THE BRIDE blew me in high school....
thats it. im teaching my cat how to use a fire alarm
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
Anne I just took two ambiens. I think my body is melting into my blow up bed. Like a stick of butter just slowly melting. And I'm alright. Don't be afraid. I'll be alright.
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I was the only one at the party that didn't get their name taken by the police. I'm convinced that I'm the main character of Ferris Bueller's Drunken Adventures.
When my parents ask if I met any nice guys in California, I'm going to answer, "No, but I have gone home with alot of nice girls". Too much, too soon?
Everything I own smells like cigarettes and victory right now. The smell is never coming out.
Just go read my twitter... There's a play by play. It starts with a penis pump
Dude she smelled like bar-b-que sauce. I can't think of anything better.
after you got high, you started to make guac with your bare hands and said: "there's soda bubbles in my legs"
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