People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
If the pens lose tonight I'm gonna drive to Detroit and burn 8 mile to the ground.
Actually I may do that regardless. Probably get my own holiday.
she said "can't you just pull out and cum on my face? I hate scooping jizz out of my vag".
I'm assuming you texted me by mistake. you're not jizzing in or on me again, thanks for playing, douchebag.
All we did was argue about ponys and drug dealers
And at least you didn't have a dinner of Ranch Pringles and Double Stuff Oreos. I forgot that part of being single.
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
I confess. I just downed the bottle of saki. And I'm singing phantom of the opera to the dogs. Be glad you're not here for the high notes.
It's not so much that I'm giving her money because I threw up on her floor. It's more like I'm paying her to never ever mention it again.
Im breaking out the trunk vodka tonight, its been aged to perfection.
I see you met someone special
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
I don't know what part of my sober brain thought it was a good idea to get stoned when I can barely walk with crutches as it is, but that part is stupid.
Dude she's from Moscow. I feel like I'm cheating on America.
I have a hickey in my new work ID photo.....
it doesn't matter what you do now, you will forever be known as the girl who fell off the roof
nooooo! we need to brain storm. I need rebranding....what if I start always showing up with my cat or a wacky hat?
try again roofio
Just saw a hotel with a bunch of mattresses in the parking lot. Made me think of you.
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