I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
She dropped a weight class after every shot I took. I thought I was just drink something magical.
Oh I forgot to tell u. I hit someone with my car in the RiteAid parking lot. More like a nudge.
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
Like I owe him sex. Hell fucking no. I owe myself sex. With a celebrity. Or a clean pornstar. Who knows.
The fact that you got a stranger guy to buy you a pizza off tinder makes me feel amazing
As much as my throat was opened up this weekend, you'd think I wouldn't nearly choke on a damn almond.
nobody put me to bed and I ended up peeing on a tree and got written up
Somehow reaching for the flaming hot cheetos ended up in the best sex of my life
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
Also we're getting drunk and sledding down Caroline street. See you soon.
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