They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
If i could tip my vagina, i would.
I denied three guys and puked everywhere because I love you.
I fell alseep but then some dude picked me up. Comforter and all stuck a blunt in my mouth and carried me back downstairs because "I wasn't done partying"
and now her best friend is massaging my table under the leg. this may not end well.
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
Im covered in vodka and melted gummys. Fuck summer.
I may or may not have traded sexual favors for Disney on Ice tickets.
I'm pregnant.
The fact that this number is not in my contacts is giving me hope it's a wrong number???
He didn't even realize I was drunk. He probably just thought I loved Torchwood so much that I no longer knew how to use my thumbs
I think the only option is to smoke so much weed I just pass out for 3 days.
I may be asexual, but I owe you a solid from yesterday. I am a man of my word.
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
At about 2:30 i found you passed out in my closet with your face covered in cheese whiz
Sooooooooooooo you woke up on a rooftop. Classy
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