She is totes cute on her twitter. Which totally sounds like a euphemism for coot.
babies were throwing up all over the place
im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
Next time i try to unbutton my R.A's shirt with my teeth, please stop me
No promises.
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What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
in the future when you find clothing in your street, just assume it's mine.
Actually let's just focus our energy on not getting committed to a psych ward.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Less adorably, the dog stared me down, yelping, while I gave him a morning blowie.
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
We're the worst. Two people without their shit together do not make a functional adult.
I think I should've done my makeup before I took the acid. Because now I just feel silly looking at myself in the mirror
Nobody cheats on THIS.
Go shave, and then go fuck the man
YOU ARE SO CRUDE, I LOVE YOU
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