Your noise violation report contains the word "five-some"...wtf happened in here?
I don't care what you say, cheap wine does NOT taste better in expensive crystal...
You know you're on day 1 of your period when the new mcdonalds commercial makes you cry
new rule: i'm not touching his penis until he takes me out to dinner.
you know, if you actually abided by that rule there would be many more successful restauranteurs in ohio.
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The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
took 4 advil with a shot of vodka, figure i'd try to save myself now
Believe it or not, Travis and I simultaneously breaking beer bottles over eachothers heads was not a good idea.
BTW rolling him off the couch and onto that tarp was pure genius. He definitely pissed himself last night.
I only have one kid whom I wish to hit in the face with an active jackhammer. How's work?
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She's legally too young to drink and was making out with a guy who is ethically too old to drink.
When cunnilingus is one of the first 25 words you say to someone there's a problem
#reasonsyoushouldnthaveatinder
People who don't like drugs and guac are not people I chose to associate with
You rinsed the beer pong ball off in my White Russian
Next guy I fuck must be a cowboy
Can't. I'm doing shots with my mom.
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