Were we dating when my roommates and I had the 'everyone gets laid' part?
Ya
I used to kick so much ass
i miss you so much
i miss you too
oops, did i send that to you? i meant to send it to the money you owe me
Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
A guy on the street just growled at me and said damnnnn. Sometimes it scares me how attractive i am.
after we finished, she said she had been a backup performer for Cirque du Soleil. THAT flexible.
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
I totally just stopped for a booty call on the way to my parents for easter....good friday is an understatement
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
If I have to strap one on and give it to you good, you will not die revirginated. That's friendship.
After last night I think its official. Deep down, we like alcohol more than we like women.
I just had a drunk lesbian experience.... How do I break it to my boyfriend??
Just trying to show you I care.
Isn't it supposed to be "what would you like for dinner?" instead of "how do you take your blow?"
Hey, you're the one who asked me to mc to move in.
Apologies that our conversations always turn to butt sex or penis size. I thought we out grew that in our 20's.
I had a threesome with my hot neighbor and his GF and by threesome I mean I heard them getting it on in their apartment and I was in my apartment with a vibrator
and I may have moaned his name loud enough that they heard me because now he won’t make eye contact
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