so i know my style isnt the best ever but u should have told me i was wearing two different shoes
he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles
organizing the empties. That sober.
His foreplay reminded me too much of breastfeeding.
You played a drinking game to fat people crying. It's a long climb to the moral high ground, why bother?
You may see me wearing your shirt to class. It's because I still have the spins and I'm anticipating throwing up on it. Asshole.
sriracha body shots, that's gonna be a thing
it's like you just said "i want you to suffer"
i swear to god if you did anything to my honey bunches ill remove all the oats and shove them up your dickhole then play pinata with my foot to knock them all back out
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
Do you remember ripping my condom off last night while yelling "I DEMAND MY MEAT RAW" like a Viking?
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
I'm not drinking for the rest of the week. I need discipline, celery, dick, and a bible.
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
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