Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
No dude trust me, just go a strip club at their busiest hours and pick the ugliest chick. Guaranteed she blows you for under 20$, the record stands at $7.67 and a pen from Bank of America,
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Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
He told me he wanted to sober fuck the shit outa me... I took that as a compliment
Okay. I am working on pulling a tooth out of my mouth. Call me.
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
The bar tenders gave me the number for a "taxi"... It's just a dude with a van. In retrospect, pretty sketchy. Robert was cool though.
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You just want to live out all your fuck fantasies with all these girls through me. I know your game. Well played sir.
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
STAY IN YOUR APARTMENT. DONT GO TO SAFEWAY TO BUY CONDOMS. DONT GO TO THE VAN.
And then she proceeded to tell us that blowing your brother made her feel like part of the family. At this point you were still pretending to be a cat. Need I give another reason she can't live with us?
Just let me pee on you and I'll leave you alone.
She is crazy bro, she'll kiss me after eating her ass but looses her fucking mind if I double dip a french fry in "our" ketchup!
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