You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
i took some ambien and I TRIPPED out...i went into my mom's room to say goodnight and i don't remember anything...she said that i got really pissed at her because we were living in the Keebler elf tree and she was visiting other trees, then i started laughing hysterically and she goes "whats so funny?" and i go "there are 7 people sitting on my knees" and she goes "doesn't that hurt?" and i said "no we're sitting in a bowl" and then i capped it off and said "join the crazy train bro" and passed out.
guys are not supposed to queef...right?
you were holding her hair as she threw up saying "I'm going to be a great doctor" repeatedly.
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where's my purse there's an important taco in it
trying to imitate man vs food after 12 shots doesnt mean youll get laid
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
I can't remember where my feet are. All I can see are colors, and all I can feel is terror. The lollipop was a bad idea.
He used the expression "my couch is your couch" as a come on line.
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I can't. I think his penis is about to take out a restraining order against me.
He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
is it bad that there is a girl in my bed right now and the only thing i can think about is the fect that its after 3am which means i cant order jimmyjohns unitll tomorrow?
I really need to stop having sex.. I haven't been able to get a brush through the back of my hair for a good week and a half
You'll probably laugh but I am currently in bed in the fetal position wrapped in only my ninja turtles towel. Save me.
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