After 9 shots a girl with a mustache......still not attractive
Its about making memories worth repressing
i love accidental penises.
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
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Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
Just smoked a bowl with the exterminator. I think my day is more productive.
its a long story involving jim bean, an owl, and a knife
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
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Oh I will totally be your beard, but on one condition I get to watch you and your boy friend have sex.
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
The only downside to doctor sex is that getting choked with a stethoscope leaves marks.
U know this is gone far when im in the bathroom trying to take a pic of my asshole
I swear to god if you settle for a trump supporting packers fan, I will not acknowledge your children. You're better than that.
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
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