Can i come over
After you called me a desperate slut? No
Come over
fuck. did you have to draw it on me with a permanent marker
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
You mailed him a break up letter, because you thought the "joy of receiving a letter" would ease the pain of you dumping him.
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
Let's not fuck on an air mattress tonight...I'd rather get rug burn.
I've been here for three hours and I am already feeling sorry for whatever offspring i will indefinitely produce in this place.
I pray for you bro.
HIS BALLS ARE HEAVEN SENT FROM THE VELVET ANGLES.
Please don't pee your pants in the cab. One more time, and im pretty sure the cab companies will refuse to pick you up anymore
I gave his daughter swim lessons and in exchange he sold me an ounce. I feel so accomplished.
If all that ever happens between us is orgasms and dank memes, I think I'd be okay with that.
I hate when I wake up and find my vibrator next to me. Such a waste of an orgasm...getting myself off in my sleep and not remembering
They tricked me into going into that room by saying we'd smoke a bowl and then they all proceeded to have an intervention with me about my love life.
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
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