somehow on my way home with matt, I ended up straddling steve on the sidewalk and polling the people walking by on whether or not we should have sex.
I love memorial day. It's drinking in the name of patriotism. God Bless America
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
Well he's not exactly single.. It's like an open relationship his wife doesn't know about
FYI, when you wake up, please note that I puked in your shoes because I sstubbed my tooee, not becus I was drunk.
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
It's like a challenge who can be the biggest embarrassment to the family. I win 80% of the time.
Climbing out Mr. Friday night's bathroom window. He thinks I'm puking. Be on state st. with the getaway car and if you could bring me a shirt and some advil that'd be dandy.
So proud. See you in five. I've got coffee.
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
We won't have time to talk.. I'll be rolling you a blunt and you'll be getting naked.
And I'm sorry for punching you in the face when I drunkenly threw my sandwich
I had to bail out of the tour de Franzia because I have class Saturday morning. Grad school is ruining my life
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
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