wake up i wanna do it froggy style
Is a Chipotle burrito an acceptable "sorry I ran over your cat" gift?
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
No he didn't understand the sequence...then I started texting him these texts with vagina strategically spelt correctly in jumbles of letters.
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Can we agree to not tell mom about this?
This isnt even the most disappointing thing i know about you.
Dude you spent 20 minutes on the phone with dominos answering machine trying to order a pizza
He's against "violent sex" cause apparently my body is "sacred". Like dude I'm about to tell you about blowing your brother just so you'll fuck me like an animal Jesus Christ....
One of those days. Also, your pants are now in my protective custody.
I hate being the only medical professional in the group. I always end up patching you guys or being the DD when I'm on call. I have problems I need to drown in booze too...
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I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
I woke up this morning and I had the absolutely horrific realisation that I am the human incarnation of scrappy doo
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
Adulthood is making your own puke bucket.
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
Should I apologize for the loud sex I had in his living room? Because I'm not going to.
Definitely not.
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