It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
How the hell am I supposed to know what lotion to get her? They should have a dressing booth where I could go test how good it is for jerking off, then I'd know.
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
Sorry my hands just texted you
Just realized i left my bra at his house. WHY do i suck at one night stands?!
He realized that I was watching deadliest catch while we were jerkin off on FaceTime.
Riding the train home at 6 am for class still drunk is losing its novelty in my junior year
We just broke my bed mid-sex, laughed, then continued. If that isn't true love I don't know what is.
party tonight. bring as many traffic cones as you can find. we need to section off the blackout drunks way better this time
You rinsed the beer pong ball off in my White Russian
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
i woke up in just my thong, face first on my bed with all the lights on. how hungover do you think i felt?
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
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