Is that why you're texting me
I am full of burrito and curiosity
eye of the tiger was playing while i pooped... it totally helped.
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
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The bride says you won't want any of the single ladies...
Let's let the open bar be the judge of that.
just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
the moment we started interpretive dancing last night wouldve been a good time to stop drinking.
4 random people called me telling me they found him sleeping in the fetal postion on a driveway 45 minutes after we lost him
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
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I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
i've eaten like 19 popsicles... what the fuck have you done today?
I'm gonna rob all up in that cradle
Nope I went the fuck home like an adult
Please hurry. I'm the only one here who's not an attorney with a trophy wife.
Too much dab too little lung dying 😵😵😵