I drank enough to make her look pretty . . It worked and i threw up while going at it
first i yelled "you cant get it up?" and then in the middle of it i opened a Corona
So are we goin out tonight?
Dude, we woke up in your car in some parking lot last night...
And that was fun, wasn't it?
look to my right... shes dancing like she's playing dance dance revolution and her character is a retarded, drunken moose
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
i hope when i become a housewife i'm more of a gretchen and less of a vicky
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
Sometimes one must go to great lengths and make great sacrifices to get drunk. I willingly accept the challenge.
You're going to have to tell him your name isn't Ivor McTruckson eventually.
Not sure if this is better or worse than the discovery that bourbon and hot chocolate is a viable combo
I hate when you actually try to sing and people think you're joking so you just go with it, but on the inside you're crying.
Apparently my Ambien addled brain last night actually did decide to go ahead and photoshop you into various animal and human molesting scenarios. That's a hell of a thing to wake up to.
I don't go out. I live in my room watching Bridget Jones and thanking my vibrator for existing.