Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
Ummm I just broke my no puke streak at church
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
I just got head while watching air force one. Harrison ford would be proud.
I literally just smashed open my grade school piggy bank for beer money. Goodbye childhood. Hellllllo coin night.
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
I really just gave up on masterbating because I'm too tired. I really am getting old.
You took a bite of the snack wrap put it down and fell asleep and when you woke up ten minutes later you asked how it got there, dipped it in soda ate it and fell back asleep.
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