Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
Have you ever wondered what your stripper song would be?
She said my dick tasted like a junior mint. Ive decided im using this soap the rest of my life
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
the bar just sent me a facebook message congratulating me on being a regular and getting such good grades. my life is not real.
The doctor told me if I woke up with a broken foot and don't know how it happened, I might want to look into getting treatment.
Now I'm at the gym and I never want to leave. It's a combo of adderall and endorphins and I don't want it to go away
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
But I swear to god if I'm awkwardly there while you try to have sex with someone again I'm getting high with your dad
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
When she asked why I felt bad I said that it may have had something to do with the gin and cold pizza I had for breakfast.... And then I reflected on what my life has become.
"Fuck all you guys I'm going to be Cameltoe Spider-Man for Halloween."
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
By 9 pm this evening I'll have accomplished smashing with two different guys in two different time zones in the same day.
Stay hydrated
Did my dad just see you doing a walk of shame?
Yup I waved.
Randomize
